In my opinion, there is no such thing as love at first site. I say that because love is a feeling and not something that is learned. We aren’t taught how to just look at someone and tell that we love them. If it was that easy then almost everyone would fall in love way too easily. I mean, you can look at someone and tell that you like them but love is deeper than that. You have to talk to someone and get to know them in order to tell whether you have that special feeling about them. So to me love at first site is impossible to find. Love is patients, so if you want real or true love, you have to wait, it takes time. 

                           Slimfast 

Today, the best way to loose weight is to not eat at all!!!

If you want to look as good as the celebrities and

models of today, then Slimfast is the way! It teaches

you how to control your hunger and not eat! Included

with the package is the an instruction info pack for you

to read, which gives you tips on how to fast and look

the best you can. It causes you to get weak and sick, and

end up in the hospital. But at least you’ll look fabulous!

It’s affordable only at the small fee of $3 a month and

no food, only free water! Slimfast is going to teach you

to fast and loose weight! You’ll be gorgeous!!!!    (a satire on anorexia by Jasmine Wilkins)